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This animal sleeps all the time, and is a KILLING MACHINE. Just like me! This week’s fitness plan includes lying in bed and sitting at my desk, wishing I was lying in bed. Hooray! Look, we already know from Gray’s assiduous research that not getting enough sleep can make you fat. I have merely decided to [...] In ur bed, catchin' ur zzzs. According to my Internet research, not getting enough sleep makes you fat. Suddenly, all has become clear. I plan to lose weight…in bed. When we are tired, we make a hormone called ghrelin that tells our bodies “OMG EAT SOMETHING FULL OF CARBS BEFORE YOU DIE OF WEARINESS,” and make [...] |
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