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Oh HAI!
Where have YOU been?
Here?
Oh.
Yeah, we haven’t.
*scrubs toe in dirt and looks sorry*
I explain the whole thing here.
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Me wearing a color, with writers Tatjana Soli and Jane Smiley Kudos and adulations to Gray, Kira, and Mir who bravely soldier on with the plating while a certain Elephant Plate and an uncertain blue-pottery-or-possibly-the-paper Plate are SUCKING WIND like demented Hoovers. We ARE currently crafting a FASHION and MAKEOVER challenge that will [...]
Some things are worth the calories. Many of these worth it things are found at Cakes and Ale in Decartur. Teeeeny bit of backsliding at the Decatur Book Festival. I went to Cakes and Ale was ambushed by a gang of crispy-tender quail on a bed of polenta so smooth and rich I [...]
Hey, look! A Metaphor! I come to report that here in week 4 or 5 or whatever it is, I am down 5/17ths of a Schubert. Or, in non-mentally ill parlance, down five pounds. My fat jeans that I was barely wedging my carcass into have loosened and I can wear a couple of [...] I have made a grave error. Very grave! I have named my BODY FAT after my old fat bitchy cat, Schubert. I am trying to lose one Schubert (about 17 and a half pounds) because that’s what I gained as I lay in the bed, post surgery, eating post surgical mac-n-chee with pounds of post [...] Lydia is visiting her family’s hardscrabble no tech farm in Pennsylvania (detoxing from the luxurious cheeses of France, no doubt) so will not be back with us for a few more weeks. I am therefore posting a little early. LA LA!
Hello, WW! According to my icons, I like cats and books and…boat building? being [...] The Random Number Generator has spoken, and it loves the Early Bird today. Not the Earliest bird. But pretty dern close. Bird 2, SillyMe, who said, in a comment that made me snork coffee out my nose, “I started the day with a doughnut. After that fail the rest of the day is automatically [...] LOOK AT THAT! Huh? It is a water bottle, a GO RED pin, and one of those resistance bands you use to work out at home, courtesy of my peeps over at the American Heart Association’s GO RED campaign. I did their 16 week lifestyle heart healthy makeover LAST year, and I had GREAT [...] HI! My book comes out on June 8th. It is already in about half the stores. I head out on book tour this week (so please come out and see me if I am coming to a place near you), and I am freaking right the freaky Friday out. I completely gave up learning [...] 1) That summer is no time to be learning things. The mamas here on 5 Full Plates are all not waving in the first week of summer, we are drowning it. We each have our own super great excuses for not being able to manage a single lima bean’s worth of MORE on our [...] |
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